One Nation Under Mario...

And on the seventh day, God created thumbs for the use of video games...

I want to tell you a story. The story of a boy. For much of his natural life, the glories of video games evaded him for one reason or another. While his friends flocked around Ghost Recon and Metal of Honor, our hero sat alone in the corner (literally) and wept, embarrassed by his less-than-novice level of video gamesmanship. Then he found VideoGameButtons.Com, where he researched, shopped for, rented, purchased, and eventually mastered the world of Shaolin monks, backyard wrestling, and John Madden. For each game, VideoGameButtons.Com gave our young hero an overview, the button layout (by respective gaming platform), and tips for basic moves - button by button! I am proud to report that today our hero is out of the corner and is widely regarded as the best video game player ever.

Play on, playa.